Ten Signs Your Pastor Is A Zombie, and It’s a Good Thing Too!
The pastor/artist David Hayward posted this as a funny satire on the pastoral life and those who live it. I would suggest that there is more than humor here, though there certainly is that! Hayward’s’ description of a “Zombie Pastor” may have more truth in it than he intends or realizes. Indeed, I make bold to claim his picture and description are an accurate “Pastor Wanted” description in both sense of “wanted” as desired and as a law/rule breaker who “normal” society has to get off its streets! Zombie Pastor (hereafter ZP) 1. keeps talking about eating someone’s body and drinking his blood. ZP’s regularly invite you to Christ’s table to ingest and imbibe his life as your only necessary sustenance. (And by “regularly” I mean at least weekly.) 2. says things like “though I am dead yet do I live.” ZP’s know the reality of the Apostle Paul seriously confession: “ I have been crucified wit...