What do we do with a dead horse?



Presented at NEXT Church 2013
By Steve Eason, Pastor, Myers Park Presbyterian Church

Someone once said, “When a horse dies, it’s an excellent time to dismount!” (Anonymous). We (the Church) are prone to stay on our dead horses.

Alternatives to Dismounting a Dead Horse

•  Buy a stronger whip. (Just beat it harder. You’re bound to get some more life out of it!)

• Appoint a task-­‐‑force to study the dead horse.

• Put a memorial plaque on it. (That’ll keep it around.)

• Name it something different.

• Rotate riders...on a dead horse!

• Call a pastor who is a “Horse Resurrector!”

•  Buy cases of air freshener. Just cover it up.

•  Ignore it.


Group Discussion:
What are the top ten dead horses in the Church (or our church) today?

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